You know it’s time to…

You know it’s time to…

1. Clean your floors when your feet stick to them and are black after walking from your bathroom to the kitchen.
2. Buy milk when you’re secretly adding more and more water (when it’s already skim) to stretch it farther.
3. Roll down your windows and sing the loudest you can when the weather finally dips below 90.
4. Clean the bathtub when green stuff starts growing.
5. Take a shower when the funky smell you keep smelling all day on others ends up following you home.
6. To exercise when you feel like you’re gonna die after jogging one mile when that used to be a short run.
7.  Watch what you eat when you make cookie dough four nights in a row and end up eating ALL the batter yourself with no cookies to show for it.
8. Visit a Chinese man at the mall when every muscle in your body hurts.
9. Pop some bubble wrap when homework drama begins.
10. Start over when… all the stuff you’ve tried has not worked.

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